A European Tour Daly?

I tend to watch a lot of European Tour golf firstly its great golf with more and more players getting into the top of the World Rankings. Another reason is  because I can usually always watch it online and  another reason is I love the announcers and their comments they're always very witty and full of knowledge.

I was thinking the other day what player if any would be comparable to John Daly on the PGA Tour. You know a guy that doesn't like flying prefers his motorhome for getting around. Has won a few Majors and has had a few to many divorces. A couple of brushes with the law as well. Oh ya I forgot to mention the extreme weight loss and bright golf attire as well. If there is any I'm not sure I know of any. Any ideas out there folks?
I guess with so much media following Daly lately and his new show to come in March I just was thinking if there might be someone on the big tour in Europe.